Intro:


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C                       F
 Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
     C
 When you grow up,
     F
 When you grow up,
C                      F
 Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
   G                     C
 It sucks pretty bad right now.


 
C                       F
 You're gonna have to mow the lawn,
C
 Do the dishes,
F
 Make your bed.
C                     F
 You're gonna have to go to school,
   G               C
 Until you're seventeen.


 
 C                 F
 You might have to go to war,
 C
 Shoot a gun,
F
 Kill a nun.
C                  F
 You might have to go to war,
      G               C
 When you get out of school.


 
 C                              F
 You're gonna have to deal with stress,
C
 Deal with stress,
F
 Deal with stress.
C                  F
 You're gonna be a giant mess,
       G                    C
 When you get back from the war.




F                 C 
 Santa Claus does not exist,
       G              C
 And there's no Easter Bunny.
F                       C
 You'll find out when you grow up,
       G
 That Big Bird isn't funny...

 Funny...

 Funny... 

 

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!



C                           F
 Ah, Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
     C
 When you grow up,
     F
 When you grow up.
C                          F
 Life's gonna suck when you grow up,
     G                   C
 It sucks pretty bad right now.
 


C                          F
 You're gonna end up smoking crack,
C
 On your back,
F
 Face the fact.
C                      F
 You're gonna end up hooked on smack,
      G               C
 And then you're gonna die...
      G               C
 And then you're gonna die...