E|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------------7---------------|
D|--7-------------------------------------------------7---------------|
A|--7-------------------------------------------------5---------------|
E|--5-----------------------------------------------------------------|
dont call me rich, dont call me george,just call me cheez thats who i am!
dont call me rich, dont call me george,just call me cheez thats who i am!


E|------------------------------------|----------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------|----------------------------------|
G|--------------------------7-7-7-7---|--------------------------7-7-7-7-|
D|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7---|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-|
A|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5---|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
E|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-2-----------|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3---------|
dont call me rich, dont call me george,just call me cheez thats who i am!
not rich! not george! just cheez!


Verse.
ska upstrokes. 
E|--x-5-x-5-x-5-x-5-x-5-x-5---5-|
B|--x-5-x-5-x-5-x-5-x-7-x-5h7-7-|
G|--x-6-x-6-x-6-x-6-x-7-x-5h7-7-| repeat x3
D|--x-7-x-7-x-7-x-7-x-7-x-5h7-7-| then...
A|------------------------------|
E|------------------------------|

E|--x-5-x-5-x-5-x-5-x-5---5-5---|
B|--x-5-x-5-x-5-x-5-x-7---7-7---|
G|--x-6-x-6-x-6-x-6-x-7---7-7---|
D|--x-7-x-7-x-7-x-7-x-7---7-7---|
A|------------------------------|
E|------------------------------|
repeat both of those twice.

Chorus.

E|----------------------------------|----------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------|----------------------------------|
G|--------------------------7-7-7-7-|--------------------------7-7-7-7-|
D|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-|
A|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
E|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3---------|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3---------|

E|----------------------------------|----------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------|----------------------------------|
G|--------------------------7-7-7-7-|--------------------------7-7-7-7-|
D|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-|
A|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
E|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-2---------|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3---------|

then do another verse and another chorus.
and end on a big A5.
that's about it.

the ending:

"ay ya ya ya
cinco de mustache
the kids that are hip
they grow hair on their lip
they don't have their razors 
and don't give a shit
they grow and grow and grow
so let your mustache show
oh yeah"