F   Dm   F   Dm   F   Dm   F   Dm

[Verse 1]
     F                                    Dm                         
I've spent my days in restless ways, I've messed around with waifs and strays
    G                        C
But after all, that's what I wanted
F                             Dm
She was simply searching for another house, another door
         G                    C
When she knocked on mine, she got it


[Verse 2]
  F                         Dm                          G
I opened up her eyes to situations she had previously denied 
       C
Even existed 
    F                                 Dm
And once or twice I made her cry, but heaven knows, I didn't try
   G              C
To foul it up, or twist it


[Chorus]
    Bb                            Am
The walrus and the carpenter, the whiting and the snail
    F                            Bb
The lightning and the winds that wail
    G
And all the freaks that ever were and the weirds that will be
                       C
Got nothing on you and me (got nothing on you and me)


[Instrumental]
F   Dm   G   C   F   Dm   G   C


[Chorus]
    Bb                            Am
The walrus and the carpenter, the whiting and the snail
    F                            Bb
The lightning and the winds that wail
    G
And all the freaks that ever were and the weirds that will be
                       C
Got nothing on you and me (got nothing on you and me)


[Verse 3]
        F                              Dm 
'Cause, you and me are gonna be the sensation of the seventies
        G                     C
They'll maybe even build us a statue
    F                                      Dm
And in some distant future day, when we're strolling down the promenade
       G                       C
You'll turn to me and say, "Is that you?"


[Chorus]
    Bb                            Am
The walrus and the carpenter, the whiting and the snail
    F                            Bb
The lightning and the winds that wail
    G
And all the freaks that ever were and the weirds that will be
                       C                          F
Got nothing on you and me (got nothing on you and me)


[Outro]  (## repeat and fade to end ##)
        F   Dm   F   Dm
You and me