B
Some guys write poems with beautiful words
B                           A
Some guys sing songs 'bout flowers and birds
B                                             E
but that aint who I am, that kinda crap aint me
D  F#
no oh
B
some guys are sculptured in plastic and steel
B                            A
some losers paint painting abstracting so real
B                                     E
I don't get it that kinda crap aint me
D        F#
cant you see


[Chorus]
G      D                   A                 E    D/F# G
ohooo    the only art I've ever been able to feel
D                    F#                          
  is the only art that matters the art of the deal
B A B A                      B   A    B  A
        the art of the deal

[Verse]
B
there's nothing better or quite as sublime
B                             A
as signing your name on the dotted line
B            
that's all the beauty I need in my life
E                      D           F#
that and a big tittied eastern bloc wife


[Chorus]
G  D                 A                 E     D/F#  G
oh the only art I've ever been able to feel
D                       F#
   is the only art that gets me off


[Bridge]
G                D              A               E                         
some people make tv shows like golden girls or diffrn't strokes
G                D                           A                      E
some people make we are the worlds and give american money to some african folks
G         D
          I'm on my own
G         D
          I shall overcomb

[Outro]
F#                                        G
that is the man you see shaking your hand hello
D                     A                        E
    the only art that matters aint picasso or pollack
G                     D              A           E
aint wahl, van gogh, rothko, dali, mondrian or ron popeil
G        D                 A                       E
         the only art that matters is the one that makes me squeal
G        D                         F#                            
            so forget those other losers it's the art of the deal
B  A
   the art of the deal
B  A
   the art of the deal
B  A
   the art of the deal
B  A
   the art of the deal