Dm         A
I wanna be a bottle blonde
   Bb         C      G
I don't know why but I feel conned
   Dm          A
I wanna be an idle teen
   Bb      C     G
I wish I hadn't been so clean
  Dm     A     F    A
I wanna stay inside all day
   F         A      Dm   Gm
I want the world to go away
   Dm          A          F       A
I want blood, guts and chocolate cake
  F       A    Dm   Gm
I wanna be a real fake


[Chorus]

        Dm               C               F          Bb
Yeah I wish I'd been a, wish I'd been a teen, teen idle
 Dm             C          F                Gm
Wish I'd been a prom queen fighting for the title
  Dm              C         F            Bb
Instead of being sixteen & burning up a bible
Dm              C           F      Gm
Feeling super, super (super!!!) suicidal
    Dm      C         F       Bb
The wasted years, the wasted youth
      Dm     C       F       Bb
The pretty lies, the ugly truth
         Dm      C         F        Bb
And the day has come where I have died
  Dm     C         F     Bb
Only to find I've come alive


[Verse]
     
   Dm          A
I wanna be a virgin pure
  Bb C     G
A 21st-century whore
  Dm              A         Bb    C       G
I want back my virginity so I can feel infinity
  Dm     A     F       A
I wanna drink until I ache
   F     A      Dm    Gm
I wanna make a big mistake
   Dm          A       F    A
I want blood, guts & angel cake
    F      A     Dm   Gm
I'm gonna puke it anyway


[Chorus]

        Dm              C                F          Bb
Yeah I wish I'd been a, wish I'd been a teen, teen idle
Dm               C           F               Gm
Wish I'd been a prom queen fighting for the title
 Dm                C         F           Bb
Instead of being sixteen & burning up a bible
 Dm             C              F    Gm
Feeling super, super (super!!!) suicidal
      Dm    C           F      Bb
The wasted years, the wasted youth
      Dm    C         F     Bb
The pretty lies, the ugly truth
         Dm      C         F       Bb
And the day has come where I have died
  Dm     C         F     Bb    Dm    C    F
Only to find I've come alive  (come ali-i-i-ive,)


[Instrumental]

Dm C F Bb


[Verse]

   Dm            C      F     Bb
I wish I wasn't such a narcissist
   Dm      C      F     Bb
I wish I didn't really kiss
      Dm      C      F     Bb
The mirror when I'm on my own
    Dm        C    F     Bb
Oh god! I'm gonna die alone
Dm    C       F          Bb
Adolescence didn't make sense
   Dm      C     F      Bb
A little loss of innocence
     Dm    C       F       Bb
The ugly years of being a fool
       Dm         C     F     Bb
Ain't youth meant to be beautiful?


[Chorus]

        Dm               C               F          Bb
Yeah I wish I'd been a, wish I'd been a teen, teen idle
 Dm              C          F                Gm
Wish I'd been a prom queen fighting for the title
  Dm        C                 F           Bb
Instead of being sixteen & burning up a bible
  Dm            C             F      Gm
Feeling super, super (super!!!) suicidal
     Dm      C         F       Bb
The wasted years, the wasted youth
     Dm     C         F    Bb
The pretty lies, the ugly truth
        Dm       C         F       Bb
And the day has come where I have died
  Dm     C         F      Bb
Only to find I've come alive


[Outro]

Dm              C           F       Bb
Feeling super, super, super!!!
Dm              C           F       Bb
Feeling super, super, super!!!
Dm              C           F       Bb
Feeling super, super, super!!!
 Dm  C  F   Bb
Come alive