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She's as funny as a big blue tree, she don't love him and she don't love me,
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got a whole lotta living and I'm gonna leave her, yes, I am.

[Verse 1]
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Well, I got a woman and she used to be real sweet
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but she's gone crazy from her head down to her feet.
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She's as funny as a big blue tree, she don't love him and she don't love me,
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you got to a hold on and leave her and I'm gonna leave her, yes, I am.

[Verse 2]
            C                      C                   F        F
I'm driving all night long and the sun is coming up at last,
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but the juice and the beer are running up kind of fast.
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So, I call her up and I go back home but the night feels young when you're on your own.
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You got to a hold on and leave her and I'm gonna leave her, yes, I am.

[Chorus]
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I said: hey oh, (hey ho), hey oh, (hey ho).
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I said: hey oh, (hey ho), hey oh, (hey ho).
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Yes, she's as funny as a big blue tree, she don't love him and she don't love me;
      C                          G                       C        C
got a whole lotta living and I'm gonna leave her, yes, I am.

[Interlude]
C        C        C        C
C        C        G        G
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Yes, she's as funny as a big blue tree, she don't love him and she don't love me;
      C                          G                       C        C
got a whole lotta living and I'm gonna leave her, yes, I am.

[Verse 3]
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So, next Saturday night I'm gonna pay her one last call
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'cos the house is mine and in fact I own it all.
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I'm gonna pack upon walk out that door and I ain't coming back no no no more,
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you got to a hold on and leave her and I'm gonna leave her, yes I am.

[Chorus]
        C        C        C        C
I said: hey oh, (hey ho), hey oh, (hey ho).
        C        C        G        G
I said: hey oh, (hey ho), hey oh, (hey ho).
     C*                  C7*                F*                     F#dim7*
Yes, she's as funny as a big blue tree, she don't love him and she don't love me;
      C                          G                       C        C
got a whole lotta living and I'm gonna leave her, yes, I am.

[Outro]
C        C        C        C
C        C        G        G
     C*                  C7*                F*                     F#dim7*
Yes, she's as funny as a big blue tree, she don't love him and she don't love me;
      C                          G                       C        C
got a whole lotta living and I'm gonna leave her, yes, I am,
      C                          G                       C        C
got a whole lotta living and I'm gonna leave her, yes, I am,
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got a whole lotta living and I'm gonna leave her, yes, I am.
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