A7                        D7 
When God gave out rythym, he sure was good to you
             A7        B7                  E7 
You can add, subtract, multiply and divide by two
A7                                  D7 
I know today's your birthday, and I did not buy no rose
          A7                E7            Eb7  D7            A7 
But I wrote this one instead, and I call it ---  "Popsicle Toes"

Chorus
Am7       D9   Gmaj7    Gm7 
Popsicle Toes
           C9                Fmaj7        Cmaj7 
Popsicle Toes are always froze
          F7                BbMaj7
Popsicle Toes
           Bbm7         Eb9        Abm7            Db9 
You're so brave to expose all those Popsicle Toes

Riff   E7  E7/9+

A7                                        D7 
You must have been Miss Pennsylvania with all this pulchritude
             A7                B7             E7 
How come you always load your Pentax when I'm in the nuce?
A7 
We ought to have a birthday party
            D7 
And you can wear your birthday clothes
          A7                   E7            Eb7  D7            A7 
Then we can hit the floor and go explore those --- Popsicle Toes

Chorus

A7                                   D7 
You got the nicest North America this sailor ever saw
          A7                B7                  E7 
I like to feel your warm Brazil and touch your Panama
           A7                     D7 
But your Tiera del Fuegos are nearly always froze
         A7                E7        Eb7  D7          A7 
We gotta see-saw until we unthaw those --- Posicle Toes