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    C Minor             Eb Major          Bb Major          F Major         Db Major          Ab Major
E|-------3--------|---------6-------|-------1--------|--------1--------|-------4---------|------4---------|
B|-------4--------|---------8-------|-------3--------|--------1--------|-------5---------|------4---------|
G|-------5--------|---------8-------|-------3--------|--------2--------|-------5---------|------5---------|
D|-------5--------|---------8-------|-------1--------|--------3--------|-------5---------|------6---------|
A|-------3--------|---------6-------|-------1--------|--------3--------|-------4---------|------6---------|
E|-------3--------|---------6-------|-------1--------|--------1--------|-------4---------|------4---------|

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[Intro]
Cm Eb Bb F
Cm Eb Bb F


[Verse 1]
       Cm                       Eb
You're probably thinking to yourself
Bb                      F
It's been ten years, so where and how
   Cm             Eb
Is Ninja Sex Party now?
          Bb                               F
Well, we're still freakin awesome and we're back at your house!

Cm              Eb
Once we came to see
        Bb                    F
Who you wanted to sleep with, Brian or me
Cm                        Eb
Now's your second chance, congrats in advance
Bb                           F
We're all grown up and ready for romance


[Chorus]
    Ab                    Eb
Now maybe we can help you out
       Bb                    F
'Cause Brian and I are still single somehow
  Ab
We've been on tour
           Eb          F
Now we're so fucking mature


Brian!

    Ab            Eb
The sexual arousening
    Bb                F
You richly deserve is what we can bring
   Ab
But before we begin
       Eb                   F       G
Let me tell you where we've be------een


[Verse 2]
      Cm          Eb
We've had so many adventures
          Bb                 F
I've made meaningful love to furniture
      Cm                 Eb
We've been on road trips round the world
      Bb                     F
I had almost-sex with like a hundred girls
     Cm              Eb
FYI, I learned why I cry
           Bb                  F
There were unicorn wizards and samurai
Cm
Dick, dick, balls
Eb
Heed my boner's calls
 Bb                             F
Some were from the heart, some had no reason at all


[Chorus]
    Ab                  Eb
Now here we are at your door
      Bb                       F
After laser-filled fights with dinosaurs
       Ab
Got my dragon lance
    Eb                   F
But I still just want to dance

        Ab       Eb
Went to 69       69
             Bb                       F
Learned that I was cool as fuck, just on the inside
       Ab
In our party of three
          Eb                F          G
We're the nut lords of your dre--------ams


N.C.
Wow
N.C.
In the ten years since we last saw each other, we've grown so much
N.C.
As people, as musicians, and also as people
N.C.
Oh, and since you're probably wondering
N.C.
Here's a short list I compiled of everybody in the world who does not have a crippling STD


            Fm
Number one, Ninja Brian

Oh sorry, wrong list


["Finale"]
                Db
Brian's got an STD
Ab               Eb        Fm
Brian's got an STD
     Db
An STD
Ab               Eb        Fm
Brian's got an STD
     Db
An STD

                Db
Brian's got an STD
Ab               Eb        Fm
Brian's got an STD
     Db
An STD
Ab               Eb        Fm
Brian's got an STD
     Db
An STD