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Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:

"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
"Yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bar is a whore."

(refrão)
Am                   F                        D7       F
I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am             F                     D7                            G
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
Am           F                            D7    F
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am            F                      D7            G
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...

Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne
Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne... 

( F7m D7/A  )

( G/B ) (2x)

Am                   F                        D7       F
I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am             F                     D7                            G
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
Am           F                            D7    F
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am            F                             D7            G                   Am     F7m    G
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. Yeeeheeh!
 Am  F7m G
Again...

Am                   F                        D7       F
I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am             F                     D7                            G
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
Am           F                            D7    F
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am            F                             D7            G                   Am     F7m    G
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. Yeeeheeh!
 Am  F7m G
Again...