D               G                           D                      G
Ohayōgozaimasu. Kyō wa rāmen o tsukurimasu. Tanoshimi desu ne. Ja, hajimemashō.

[Verse]
D
Yo, I still masturbate while eating top ramen
G
At a faster rate in the bigger quantities
               Am                           D
It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace
G                                 C
I turn the temperature up all the way to sweat up on my face
D                                    C
If you give no effort, if you got no money
Then I got a cheap method
                                           D
Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch
             G                   C
Now that's a real education fuck books
             D
If you wanna make it in college acknowledge
All the flavors that be dropping
C
Mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods
D
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood
        G
Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first
Am
Start with the shrimp and then the fire
                G
If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher, hah
N.C.
Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar
N.C.                                             D
Unbelievable pricing that's the future of a blue collar worker
And I'm talkin' bout ramen
G                                    C
This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African
D
Come back when you're in the state that I'm in
G
And say "Hi" to my homeboy top ramen