I can only count to four
I can only count to four
I can only count to four
I can only count to
Four

One, two, five, four (five, four)
Me count so poor (gonna count, gonna count, gonna count now)

One, I can count to one
Two, I can count to two
Three, I can count to three
Four, I can't count no more

One, what comes after one?
Two, what comes after two?
Three, what comes after three?
Four

I can only count to four
I can only count to four
I can only count to four
I can only count to
Four

I can only count to four
I can only count to four
I can only count to four
I can only count to
Four

One, two, nine, ten
Lost count again, (gonna, count, gonna count, gonna count now)

One, I can count to one
Two, I can count to two
Three, I can count to three
Four, I can't count no more

One, what comes after one?
Two, what comes after two?
Three, what comes after three?
Four

I can only count to four
I can only count to four
I can only count to four
I can only count to
Four

I can only count to four
I can only count to four
I can only count to four
I can only count to
Four

The numbers have all beaten you
You never made it through middle school
Your edu-ma-cation failed your mind
Now the numbers have left your brain behind

I can only count to four
I can only count to four
I can only count to four
I can only count to
Four

One, you can count to one
Two, you can count to two
Three, you can count to three
Four, you can't count no more

One, what comes after one?
Two, what comes after two?
Three, what comes after three?
Four

We can only count to four
We can only count to four
We can only count to four
We can only count to four
We can only count to four
We can only count to four

Math and numbers
Lots of numbers

Alright, guys, uh
I hate to bring up this skit again but
What are we gonna call this album?
Uh, oh, I got it!
How about space vampires vs zombie dinosaurs in 3-d?
Yeah! (yeah!)
Done!