I can only count to four I can only count to four I can only count to four I can only count to Four One, two, five, four (five, four) Me count so poor (gonna count, gonna count, gonna count now) One, I can count to one Two, I can count to two Three, I can count to three Four, I can't count no more One, what comes after one? Two, what comes after two? Three, what comes after three? Four I can only count to four I can only count to four I can only count to four I can only count to Four I can only count to four I can only count to four I can only count to four I can only count to Four One, two, nine, ten Lost count again, (gonna, count, gonna count, gonna count now) One, I can count to one Two, I can count to two Three, I can count to three Four, I can't count no more One, what comes after one? Two, what comes after two? Three, what comes after three? Four I can only count to four I can only count to four I can only count to four I can only count to Four I can only count to four I can only count to four I can only count to four I can only count to Four The numbers have all beaten you You never made it through middle school Your edu-ma-cation failed your mind Now the numbers have left your brain behind I can only count to four I can only count to four I can only count to four I can only count to Four One, you can count to one Two, you can count to two Three, you can count to three Four, you can't count no more One, what comes after one? Two, what comes after two? Three, what comes after three? Four We can only count to four We can only count to four We can only count to four We can only count to four We can only count to four We can only count to four Math and numbers Lots of numbers Alright, guys, uh I hate to bring up this skit again but What are we gonna call this album? Uh, oh, I got it! How about space vampires vs zombie dinosaurs in 3-d? Yeah! (yeah!) Done!