INTRO: F - C 
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Well when I was a kid I'd take a trip 
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Every summer down to Mississipp' 
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To visit my granny and her antebellum world 
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I'd run barefooted all day long 
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Climbin' trees free as a song 
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One day I happened to catch myself a squirrel 
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Well I stuffed him down in an old shoe box 
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And punched a couple of holes in the top 
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And when sunday came I snuck him into church 
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I was sittin' way back in the very last pew 
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Showin' him to my good buddy hugh 
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When that squirrel got loose and went totally berserk 
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Well what happened next is hard to tell 
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Some thought it was Heaven others thought it was Hell 
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But the fact that something was among us was plain to 
see 
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As the choir sang "I surrender all" 
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The squirrel ran up Harve Newman's cover-alls 
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And Harve leaped to his feet and said 
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"Something's got a hold on me" YEOW!!  
 
CHORUS 
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     The day the squirrel went berserk 
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     In the First Self Righteous Church 
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     In that sleepy little town of Pastagoola 
(Pastagoola) 
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     It was a fight for survival 
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     That broke out in revival 
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     They were jumpin' pews and shoutin' hallelujah 
(halleluja) 
 
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Well Harve hit the aisles a-dancin' and screamin' 
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Some thought he had religion others thought he had a 
demon 
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And Harve thought he had a weed eater loose in his 
fruit of the looms 
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He fell to his knees to plead and beg 
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And the squirrel ran out of his britches leg 
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Unobserved to the other side of the room 
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All the way down to the Amen pew 
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Where sat Sister Bertha-Better-Than-You 
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Who'd been watching all the commotion with sadistic 
glee 
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Well you should'a seen the look in her eyes 
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When that squirrel jumped her garters and crossed her 
thighs 
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She jumped to her feet and said "Lord have mercy on 
me" 
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As the squirrel made laps inside her dress 
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She began to cry and then to confess 
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To sins that would make a sailor blush with shame 
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She told of gossip and church disention 
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But the thing that got the most attention 
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Was when she talked about her love life 
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And then she started namin' names 
 
 
 
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Well seven deacons and the pastor got saved 
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And twenty five thousand dollars got raised 
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And fifty volunteered for missions in the Congo - on 
the spot 
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And even without an invitation 
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There were at least five hundred re-dedications 
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And we all got re-baptised whether we needed it or not 
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Now you've heard the Bible story I guess 
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How he parted the waters for Moses to pass 
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Oh the miracles God has wrought in this old world 
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But the one I'll remember 'til my dying day 
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Is how he put that church back on the narrow way 
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With a half crazed Mississippi squirrel