G                                 D
every day at lunch in high school and all of  my senior year
                              C              G
id drink my coca cola with a touch of everclear
                             D
i never had to study math sience or history
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id have a chemicel flashback to jog my memory
                           D
my junior year i swore i loved sweet miss sherri ann
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one night i put some everclear in her dr pepper can
    C                            G
i thought itd make her easy she took it pretty hard
            D                                 C         G
i took her home rang her doorbell left her layin in the yard

 C                G        C                 G
tequila dries me out and beer just makes me fat
D                                C                  G
whiskey makes me noshous tell me who the hell needs that
                                D
if your thinkin about drinkin then the answers crystal clear
                                  C
its the invisable intoxicant its called everclear

G C G D  G C G D G  x3

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i remember my church picnic in the spring of 89
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yeah they had four fresh watermelons sliced right off the vine
                                    D
when they bowed thier heads givin grace for the food
                                 C                    G
hey i pulled out my bottle and i soaked them mellons good
                                       D
they never knew what hit em when the potion went to work
                                          C               G
they had grandmas doin backflips grandpas lookin up thier skirts
             C                    G
they where singin halaluah and willie nelson songs
          D                                    C                      G
preacher said it was the best dang picnic the baptists have ever thrown

 C                G        C                 G
tequila dries me out and beer just makes me fat
D                                C                  G
whiskey makes me noshous tell me who the hell needs that
                                D
if your thinkin about drinkin then the answers crystal clear
                                  C
its the invisable intoxicant its called everclear

G C G D  G C G D G  x3

                                          D
when im drinkin everclear i think im the king of this whole world
                                          C                  G
im bigger and badder then john wayne and cooter and steve earle
           G              D
till i wake up and im face down in the hall
                               C             G
hey im completely naked for a reason i cant recall
                                  D
well im kinda sorta thinkin than maybe i met a chic
                                          C            G
cause theres perfume in the and theres lipstick on my neck
       C                               G
and i hope that she was pretty and i hope that she was kind
D                                         C          G
enough to leave my close somewhere there easy to find

 C                G        C                 G
tequila dries me out and beer just makes me fat
D                                C                  G
whiskey makes me noshous tell me who the hell needs that
                                D
if your thinkin about drinkin then the answers crystal clear
                                  C
its the invisable intoxicant its called everclear