INTRO: G7 F C

#1.
C
Well, I got a car, ain't got no gas.
F                            C
I got a cheque, but it won't cash.
G7                          C
I got a woman, ain't got no class.

#2.
C
Well, I got a guitar, ain't got no 

strings.
          F                     C
I got ten fingers, ain't got no rings.
        G7                 C
I got a woman, ain't got a thing.

#3.
C
Well, I got a door, ain't got no key.
           F                       C
I got some drums, but ain't got no beat.
        G7                  C
I got a woman, she ain't so sweet.


INTERLUDE: C F C G7 C..F Dm7 F Dm7 Bb F C F

#4.
F
I got two feet, ain't got no shoes.
        Bb                  F
I got a wagon, ain't got no mule.
        C                    F
I got a woman, but she ain't true.

#5.
F
Well I got a piano, ain't got no keys.
             Bb                    F
Yes, I got a cracker, ain't got no cheese.
        C                     F
I got a woman, but she climbs trees.

OUTRO:
F
Well, I got a woman, yeah, I got a woman..
            Bb
oh, I got a woman..