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Jason!


[Verse 1]
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Jason B. Sad was a lonely lad, his head was a bed for everyone
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His clothes were his life, but his heart was a knife
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Inscribed upon it was "Rock 'n' roll is cruel"


[Chorus]
C                       Am
Take me to school, boy, leave me alone, boy
Em
Slice me a bone of the Universe
C                       Am
Take me to school, boy, leave me alone, boy
Em
Slice me a bone of the Universe


[Instrumental]
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[Verse 2]
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Jason got weird and he pierced his ears, a gypsy alone in his gallantry
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He met Shaky Sue, who wore only blue and they shared in their teenage misery


[Chorus]
C                       Am
Take me to school, boy, leave me alone, boy
Em
Slice me a bone of the universe
C                       Am
Take me to school, boy, leave me alone, boy
Em
Slice me a bone of the universe
E       E
 Here I come


[Instrumental]
E A E   E A E
    Owww    Owww


[Chorus]
C                       Am
Take me to school, boy, leave me alone, boy
Em
Slice me a bone of the universe
C                       Am
Take me to school, boy, leave me alone, boy
Em
Slice me a bone of the universe


[Instrumental]
E    E
 Ahhh


[Verse 3]
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Then Jason read books and wore hard looks, he swapped Blue Sue for an artisan
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His winters were long and a fantastic song, grew from his head like a marigold


[Chorus]
C                       Am
Take me to school, boy, leave me alone, boy
Em
Slice me a bone of the universe
C                       Am
Take me to school, boy, leave me alone, boy
Em
Slice me a bone of the universe
C                       Am
Take me to school, boy, leave me alone, boy
Em
Slice me a bone of the universe


[Outro]
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 Jason