F#m

[Verse 1]
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Vagabonds don't fall in love
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They just wheel and they deal
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So if I turn a funny colour when you kiss me
  E                           F#m
I can't help the way that I feel
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Hooligans don't fall in love
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They just break up others lives
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So when I come to you on bended knee
E                             F#m
Don't forget my twenty others wives


[Pre-Chorus]
Bm
So why?
D                 F#m
Turn to a life of violence and crime?
Bm
So why?
D                   F#m
Why do you cheat and why do you lie?

[Chorus]
                C#m                   F#m
Because there's always someone with a bigger car
        C#m                   F#m
There's always someone with a bigger cigar
   Bm
If you've been far
        E                         F#m
There's always someone who's been further than your far
Bm
Make your cart, you get to the start
        E                   F#m
There's always someone in a faster cart
        E                   F#m
There's always someone in a faster cart
        E                   F#m
There's always someone in a faster cart

[Verse 2]
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Gangsters don't fall in love
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They just roam from town to town
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So when we kiss and we hold and we whisper
 E                         F#m
Please don't ever write it down
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Hooligans don't fall in love
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They just lie and they drink
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So if you say I won't say 'I will'
     E            F#m
Then I won't, I think!

[Pre-Chorus]
Bm
So why?
D                 F#m
Turn to a life of violence and crime?
Bm
So why?
D                   F#m
Why do you cheat and why do you lie?

[Chorus 2]
                C#m                   F#m
Because there's always someone with a bigger car
        C#m                   F#m
There's always someone with a bigger cigar
   Bm
If you've been far
        E                         F#m
There's always someone who's been further than your far
  Bm
At last you're straight and you make a new start
        E                     F#m
There's always someone with a better heart
        E                     F#m
There's always someone with a better heart
        E                     F#m
There's always someone with a better heart

[Bridge]
    D       A         E        A
But all in all, we're not so bad
   D        A         E
We never take from our own kind
D           A              E              A
Bad's quite good when it's all you've ever had
    D          A                E        Em
And no bloody good sounds quite refined