C                    Em
That grand facade will finally diminish
                    C                    Em
When he breaks your heart from start to finish
Am                        D
Sisters dream of isles in paradise
     C                                        Em
That ain't no use when the captain's just capsized
     Am                             D
The smile that you now know, was a guise
C                                  Em
Left his clever lips and stole the prize

   D                            C
So women, take a loser's good advice
D                                   C               Em
Let your heart go floating out, but use the anchor twice
D                             C
Don't feel ever sorry for the dicks
      D                                 C      Em
Just grab that dice and hope you roll a six, a six

That grand facade will finally diminish                (Follow established chord pattern)
When he breaks your heart from start to finish
Sisters dream of isles in paradise
That ain't no use when the captain's just capsized
The happiness you now know, was a guise
Left his clever lips and stole the prize

So women, take a loser's good advice
Let your heart go floating out, but use the anchor twice
Don't feel ever sorry for the dicks
Just grab that dice and hope you roll a six, a six

Bridge:
       Am                  Em                       C        Em
So as nature gave out semen to the jealous and the sick
Am                    Em                       C          Em
Jesus gave out candles to the dim or partially lit
    Am                        Em                      C        Em
And woman, you're a lighthouse, while the candle only drips
Am                          Em              C          Em
Girl, you are a shining star in masculine eclipse
               C     Em                C         Em
In masculine eclipse,   in masculine eclipse
               C     Em                C
In masculine eclipse,   in masculine eclipse