F      G      C      G
Tinker,
             F     G      C      G
You better place another bet
     F      G       C      G       F        G      C     G
The rich up in the castle haven't finished eating yet
           F         G          C        G
They'll throw you a bone or a spat-out stone
      F                  G           C     G
But knowing them, that's all you'll get

F      G      C      G
Tailor,
             F     G      C     G
you better close another shop
 F      G           C    G        F        G          C     G
No-one wants your quality, make do with what you've got
         F          G             C          G
They'll let you survive, they'll let you get by
      F                    G       C     G
But knowing them, they'll let you rot


[Chorus]
                 F            G         C         G
(You better be doubtful) you better be doubtful
               F                     G        C     G
(You better beware, ware, ware) you better beware
                  F             G            C        G
(You better not shout now) you better not shout, now
                 F                     G         C
(You better not care, care, care) you better not care


[Verse 2]

F      G      C      G
Tinker,
            F    G      C      G
You better buy another boot
        F     G    C      G    F        G        C      G
Those 'Poker Continental' are finally showing through
       F          G          C           G
We'll get you a pair from a second-hand fair
        F     G       C     G
They'll only have a 'two'

F      G      C      G
Sailor,
            F      G         C        G
You better sink a few more ships
F         G    C      G      F        G        C     G
Admiral loony Nelson cannot find his game of Risk
       F          G          C        G
We'll lose a few lives, a couple of tribes
      F                 G        C     G
But knowing him, he'll lick his lips


[Chorus]

                 F            G         C        G
(You better be doubtful) you better be doubtful
               F                     G        C     G
(You better beware, ware, ware) you better beware
                  F             G            C        G
(You better not shout now) you better not shout, now
                 F                     G         C
(You better not care, care, care) you better not care


[Bridge]

       E                 F
From Queen Wilkinds to Queen Victoria
                       Dm
We've had a promising side
                        G
From King Callaghan to Bonny Prince Francis
                          C      E
We've paid up and we've cried
          E        F
Princess Gower and Princess Ferguson
                             Dm
We've looked a hard nut to crack
F
But we're weak at the
F
But we're weak at the
F                      G
But we're weak at the back!


[Chorus]

                 F            G         C        G
(You better be doubtful) you better be doubtful
               F                     G        C     G
(You better beware, ware, ware) you better beware
                  F             G            C        G
(You better not shout now) you better not shout, now
                 F                     G         C
(You better not care, care, care) you better not care