intro
 D D G A x2
verse
  D                   G               A
 There's no such thing as a harmless joke
  D                   G             A
 There's no such thing as a gentle toke
  D                   G           A
 There's no such thing as Pamela Jack
                 D 
 Who's got the crack?

chorus
   G   A             D
 Who-o-o's got the crack?         x3



 I am a goat in a boat
 in a moat
 Who's got the crack?

 chorus

 I like it when my hair is poofy
 I like it when you slip me a roofy
 I like it when you've got the crack
 Who's got the crack?

 chorus

 i wanna be a hippy, but i forgot how to love
 it's hard to be a garbage man, when a sailor stole my glove
 I wanna be reckless, but i'm feeling so uptight
 get your mamma in a headlock baby
 and do it right! Who's got the crack?!