G  = 355433    C  = x32010   Bm/F# = 224432   Bm = x24432
F  = 133211    B7 = x21202   Em    = 022000   A7 = x02020
Eb = xx5343    D7 = xx0212   G/D   = xx0003   Bb = x13331
                                              F7 = 131211
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[Intro]
   A     G        F     Eb       D     C        B7
|  /  /  /  /  |  /  /  /  /  |  /  /  /  /  |  /  /  /  /  |

   D     D7       C     C7
|  /  /  /  /  |  /  /  /  /  |

[Verse 1]
G               Bm/F#
I know you know what you know,
    Em                 G/D                 Am
But you should know by now that you're not me,
D7
Talk about a month of Sundays,
C7                                        G
Toffee-nosed wet weekend, as far as I can see!

[Chorus]
             Am                              Bm
Hey, diddle -diddle, (Wooo!) the cat and the fiddle, (Wooo!)
             C
Piggy in the middle,  do a poo-poo!
                     (Wooo!)

[Verse 2]
G               Bm/F#            Em          G/D            Am
Bible -punching heavyweight, E - vangelistic boxing kanga - roo,
    D7
O - rangutan and anaconda,
C7                                           G
Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse, ...even Pluto, too!

[Chorus]
             Am                              Bm
Hey, diddle -diddle, (Wooo!) the cat and the fiddle, (Wooo!)
             C
Piggy in the middle,  do a poo-poo!
                     (Wooo!)

[Bridge]
(!tekram ot tnew yggip elttil sihT)

   F     Eb       D     C        B7
|  /  /  /  /  |  /  /  /  /  |  /  /  /  /  |

F         Eb       D      C      B7           A7      B7
One man's civili - sation is a - nother man's jungle, yeah,
         D                   D7
They say revolution's in the air,
    C                     C7                   G
I'm dancing in my under - wear, 'cause I don't care!

[Chorus]
             Am                              Bm
Hey, diddle -diddle, (Wooo!) the cat and the fiddle, (Wooo!)
             C
Piggy in the middle,  do a poo-poo, do a poo-poo!
                     (Wooo!)

[Verse 3]
G                        Bm/F#
Walkie-talkie man says, "Hello, hello, hello!"
         Em                      G/D                     Am
With his ballerina boots you can tell he's always on his toes,
D7
Hanging from a Christmas tree,
C7                                     G
Creeping like a Bogeyman getting up my nose!

[Chorus]
             Am                              Bm
Hey, diddle -diddle, (Wooo!) the cat and the fiddle, (Wooo!)
             C
Piggy in the middle,  do a ...poo -poo, a ...poo -poo, poo!
                     (Wooo!)

[Coda]
     C            Bb           F7           C
||:  /  /  /  / | /  /  /  / | /  /  /  / | /  /  /  /  :||[x3]

    C                                 Bb
||: This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home,
F7
This little piggy had roast beef,
    C
And this little piggy had none, poor piggy,
C                            Bb                 F7    C
This little piggy went, "Woo----!", all the way home!   :|| [Repeat]