Too Famous

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This just in 1 Trait Danger spotted at the top of the billboard charts
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    1 Trait Danger sells 50 million records
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1 Trait Danger spotted on prime time with an exclusive interview with Brian


[Chorus 1]
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I’m too famous
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Don’t know wat your name is
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Met you five or six times
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But you lame, bitch
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Come on over to my house and make a sandwich
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Mustard, mustard on both sides of the bread
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Not that dijon shit, we using yellow instead


[Verse 1]
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'Hi, my name is Donovan, I’m the PR rep for Kurt Vonnegut.
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I was thinking maybe we could have a meeting, quick?'
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'No, you make me wanna fucking hock and spit, that old dumb motherfucker writes books and shit!'
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'Pen, pen to the paper. Oh, I’m so old, I’m wrinkly and lame, I don’t do coke anymore'
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Yo, hit up Lombardi
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Let’s get faded, let’s go fucking party
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Back of the Ferrari, two red lights in the cop car-y
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I’m doing coke off the bathroom floor
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Flyin’ off the highway
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Puking out the window


[Verse 2]
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    1 Trait Danger spotted in the new Twilight movie with Sheryl Crow
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   1 Trait Danger spotted out with a couple of friends at a diner near Olive Garden having happy
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 hour
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TMC reports [?] 1 Trait Danger create a brand new beat, a brand new sound, and honestly a brand 
new album


[Verse 3]
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    I’m gonna look good forever
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    Cause I hired a painter
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   And a professional trainer
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   Bill Gates is my neighbor
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    I got too much cash
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    And it’s all liquid assets
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   Who’s that mowing my law?
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   Uh oh that’s Elon


[Chorus 2]
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    I’m way too famous
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    Don’t know what your name is
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   I got way too famous
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   Bill gates is my neighbor
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    Yeah, I’m way too famous
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    No, I don’t know what your name is
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   Cause I’m way too famous
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   Way too famous