I'll solve my problems the same way every time
Never start the day as I mean to carry on
My head feels like I've had a thousand drinks today
But it's ok, I realise this has to end today

Pipe down you twat
And listen to the words I have to say
This thing between you and me is through
I can't bear to see one of you again
Always trying to tempt me

But now I'm through I safely say
That everything else means so much more to me
If I kept on drinking I would have met my end
But now I'm back on the wagon ... again!

Turn my radio up
And listen to the songs of the troubled people
It gets pretty bad when you can relate to what they say
My memories are gone
Due to drinking the damage has been done
Take me home, cause I can't remember!
Take me home again
Back on the wagon again

I'll solve my problems differently every time
Always start the day as I mean to carry on
My head feels so cool and clear today
But it's ok, I realise this has to end today.