D
Take my house
G
take my car
A                D
Take my fame and money
D
Take my boat
   G
My right to vote
A                  D
Just don't take my honey


[Chorus]
Bm                       Em
Beautiful songs have the simplest chords
A                   D
Terrible people win all the awards
Bm               Em
Hold my beer and hold the applause
A                    A7
I would give it all away


[Verse 2]
D
Take my books
   G
My pretty looks
A               D
Take the family fortune
D
Take my sight
   G
My appetite
A             D
Donate all my organs


[Chorus]
  Bm                   Em
I think I've seen this movie before
   A                         D
It started out good, but the end was a bore
Bm                Em
Rose had room for Jack on the door
    A                        A7
And watched him just float away


[Verse]
    D
I'd take a punch
     G
I'll take a joke
  A              D
I hope I find it funny
    D                     G
I'd take her place at the pearly gates
A                  D
Just don't take my honey