I lost my job in Hong Kong
Trading against the pound
They said they had no other choice

Yeah, they were pretty rough hours
And the crowds got me down
And then I started hearing voices

When I was away on business
Then I messed around
I guess I had no other choice

But I'm back now, baby
Let's go to Chinatown
That's where we'll find our happy ending

I know I'm living with my folks now
But I can still get around
And I don't even have to pay rent

I'm on a fair enough pension
I'm still the king of this town
There's nothing wrong with a Pajero

Baby, why you looking at me like that?
I don't need charity
No need to be so condescending

I've been missing you, baby
Let's go to Chinatown
That's where we'll find our happy ending

If you won't take me back, baby
I'm going to Chinatown
I'm gonna get my happy ending