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[Verse 1]
              E
Is this thing cursed?
     G#m
This goddamn thing's the worst
        A            E
Now one look in that direction
    B
And everything starts to hurt

              E
Is this thing cursed?
     G#m
It's been around for years
    A                    E
And everytime my boat's about tits up
     B
That goddamn thing is near


[Break]
           G#m              A
I tried to throw it in the river
       B               C#m
But it washed up in my sink
            D
And now the city cut my water
         A             B
And it's all I have to drink


[Verse 2]
              E
Is this thing cursed?
      G#m
If it is then I'm the jerk
    A                 E
Who keeps on hanging around
       B                                  E
When I simply should just burn it to the ground
      G#m
Maybe it's some kind of spell
     A                E
That I've been living under
           B                                    G#m
Collecting coins found near a nightmare wishing well


[Break]
        A
Coldest regards
          B                   C#m
Signed my name and sealed the card
         D
Tried to leave it all behind me
           A             B
And almost blew up in my car


[Bridge]
              E
Is this thing cursed?

G#m   C#m   A   E   B

              E
Is this thing cursed?

G#m   C#m   A   E   B


[Verse 3]
              E
Is this thing cursed?
   G#m
My haunted head aches so much worse
     A                  E
Than those that can't remember
    B
How dismemberment works

              E
Is this thing cursed?
     G#m
It's been around for years
        A               E
And evertime my life's about tits up
     B
That goddamn thing is near


[Break]
           G#m              A
I tried to throw it in the river
       B               C#m
But it washed up in my sink
            D
And now the city cut my water
         A             B
And it's all I have to drink


[Outro]
              E
Is this thing cursed?