Intro and Chorus:

   F              C             F            C

C.I.A.          C.I.A.         C.I.A.       C.I.A.

  Dm              Am             Dm          Bb

C.I.A.          C.I.A.         C.I.A.       C.I.A.

Vers:

F                           C
I called my dealer and she said
F           C
Jason not today
Dm                  Am
Baby just not right now
Dm                     Bb
Call me back in about an hour
F                 C
So I sit and I stood
F                     C
What the fuck am I gonna do
Dm                     Am
What I want I want right now
Dm                      Bb
I can't sit around for an hour

Chorus

F
Ok now

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G|---------7-5-5--5-7-------7-5-----------5-5-5---------0-2-2-2-0----3--|
D|------------------------------7-7-8-7/8-------8-7-5-3-----------3--3--|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
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F                C
So I head to my couch
F                          C
I lift the cushions then I scout
Dm                Am
For just a little bit
Dm                         Bb
A little drip for a little fix

F                          C
With some luck I find that residue
F                   C
Just enough so it'll do
Dm               Am
I take myself a blast
Dm                  Bb
I'm high but it wont last

F                                  C
Then I get the call I've been waiting for
F                           C
J we got what you're looking for
Dm                   Am
I head right out the door
Dm                    Bb
Because it's time to score


Chorus

F                  C
I'm a hipster peter pan
F                      C
Tinker bell is my best friend,
Dm             Am
We go half on a bag,
Dm                   Bb
Cut it up and have a blast

F                C              F            C
It's a high unlike any other high I've had before
Dm                 Am
My god I truly love it
Dm                 Bb
I think I need some more

F                   C
Cuz weed makes me paranoid
F                C
Liquor makes me slow
Dm                Am
Sloppy sedents do big
Dm                   Bb
I always end up on the floor

F                      C
Heroin well that's for fools
F                         C
But I heard it's a real good time
Dm                  Am
Cocaine you're so perfect
Dm               Bb
Would you be my wife?


Chorus


Bb   Dm Bb   F        C  F  C
Cocaine is awesome          (Repeatingly background: Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh)
Bb        Gm           F   C F C     
It's really really awesome   
Bb        Gm    F    C F C
Stupendously awesome
Bb        Gm    F    C F C
Outrageously awesome
Bb        Gm    F    C F C
Fantastically awesome
Bb        Gm    F    C F C
Religiously awesome
Bb        Gm    F    C F C
Unbelievable awesome
Bb        Gm    F    C F C
Truly fucking awesome

Bb   Dm Bb    F      C F C
Cocaine is awesome
Cocaine is awesome
Cocaine is awesome
Cocaine is awesome   C F C Dm C F