Sittin' by the side of the road in the middle of nowhere
I don't know where I'm goin'
But I hope I know it when I get there
Thinking about how love never works out
But I guess that's the way it goes
And how this story ends, only heaven knows

I always thought there was
An angel watchin' over me
But angels sometimes make mistakes
As you will see
'Cause I've had my share of bad love affairs
In fact, I married three
So here's my little story
About Miles, Ralph and Bradley

Miles made me smile 'til he stole my Camaro
Ralph made me laugh 'til I cried
And Bradley, oh, I loved him madly
But his tires were bald, and they went flat
So did our love and that was that.

Now I'm sittin' in the middle of nowhere
By the side of the road
One of these days I'll find true love
Learn how to say 'no'
I know in the past my love didn't last
As I guess this story shows
Where was my angel then?
Only heaven knows