I'm all broken I'm apart And what used to be my heart Is all strewn out on the floor in pieces You left me in a state Not California or Wyoming But a place that's somewhere close to nowhere Hey look at me now I can laugh and cry at the same time Oh what a talented girl I am Ha you thought I would die But, I'm here to entertain you I'm such a good actor ou'll never have to cast me out Sitting on your casting couch So much easier for you Any substitute will do Wish I had your resolve not to feel Maybe if I were like you I could get off I could get over it Well I'll admit that has some appeal I've been rehearsing I've been running through my lines I'm wondering how you're gonna feel when you figure out That this is not an act it's for real Think I'll write a script about you Starring me and DiCaprio Maybe it'll be a hit show Maybe you won't even know Hey look at me now I can laugh and cry at the same time Oh what a talented girl I am Ha you thought I would die But, I'm here to entertain you I'm such a good actor ou'll never have to cast me out Sitting on your casting couch