I'm all broken I'm apart
And what used to be my heart
Is all strewn out on the floor in pieces
You left me in a state
Not California or Wyoming
But a place that's somewhere close to nowhere

Hey look at me now
I can laugh and cry at the same time
Oh what a talented girl I am
Ha you thought I would die
But, I'm here to entertain you
I'm such a good actor
ou'll never have to cast me out
Sitting on your casting couch

So much easier for you
Any substitute will do
Wish I had your resolve not to feel
Maybe if I were like you
I could get off I could get over it
Well I'll admit that has some appeal

I've been rehearsing I've been running through my lines
I'm wondering how you're gonna feel when you figure out
That this is not an act it's for real

Think I'll write a script about you
Starring me and DiCaprio
Maybe it'll be a hit show
Maybe you won't even know

Hey look at me now
I can laugh and cry at the same time
Oh what a talented girl I am
Ha you thought I would die
But, I'm here to entertain you
I'm such a good actor
ou'll never have to cast me out
Sitting on your casting couch