INTRO:
After the few seconds of kung fu noise, the song starts with a single E note
played on the 9th fret of the G-string. Play the note quickly while bending to
acheive the effect. Then it's 2 lots of the verse riff before verse 1.

VERSE:
      E5  B5  E5  B5  A5  B5
E|---------------------------|
B|---------------------------|
G|---9-------9---------------|
D|---9---9---9---9---7---9---|
A|---7---9---7---9---7---9---|
E|-------7-------7---5---7---|

CHORUS:
      D5  A5  B5  A5  G5 F#5  E5  A5
E|-----------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------|
G|---7-------------------------------|
D|---7---7---9---7---5---4---2---7---|
A|---5---7---9---7---5---4---2---7---|
E|-------5---7---5---3---2---0---5---|

FILL:
Pluck the lower E-string on the second fret and slowly slide up to the 12th fret
while gradually increasing the speed

A:|------------------------------|
E:|---2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10/11/12---|


LYRICS:

1Kung fu, do what you do to me
I haven't been the same since my teenage lobotomy
Full on, I moved to Hong Kong
With Bruce Lee's brother and Johnny Wong

I think it's strange
He friends with Fu Manchu
And he thinks he loves you
Oh oh oh o-ohh oh
Oh Daniel-San
Made in Taiwan
C'mon Jackie Chan
Oh oh oh o-ohh

Last night Jackie Chan came came round
I played pool with him and we hung out
Mr Miyagi, the X-Men
Called in for a while as well





YEAHHHHH!
Kung fu, do what you do to me
I can't live without my kung fu movies
"Shanghai Killers" and "Deadly Road"
My live was ruined when The Green Dragon closed