You've been battin' those fake eyelashes at the bar
You're new in town but I know exactly who you are
The kinda girl who's into taking what belongs to someone else
You best keep those pretty little fingers to yourself

Little Miss Plastic
Guess you want your ass kicked
Cause you keep askin' for it
Everytime you pass by my baby
Sitting at a bar stool
Bet your thinking maybe
He could be your next fool
Yeah, you're looking for a man tonight
But it ain't gonna be mine
Guarantee girl, he belongs to me girl, you better believe girl
It ain't gonna be mine

I double dog dare ya honey go on make your move
Those pretty bleached white teeth, how'd you like to lose a few?
I might be 115 but I ain't afraid to brawl
What ya want first, girl, the window or the wall?

Little Miss Plastic
Guess you want your ass kicked
Cause you keep askin' for it
Everytime you pass by my baby
Sitting at a bar stool
Bet your thinking maybe
He could be your next fool
Yeah, you're looking for a man tonight
But it ain't gonna be mine
Guarantee girl, he belongs to me girl, you better believe girl
It ain't gonna be mine

Oh, I apologize if I'm coming off a little rough around the edges tonight
You could have a lot of guys and I hope you've got the message
It damn straight won't be mine

Little Miss Plastic
Guess you want your ass kicked
Cause you keep askin' for it
Everytime you pass by my baby
Sitting at a bar stool
Bet your thinking maybe
He could be your next fool
Yeah you're looking for a man tonight
But it ain't gonna be mine
Guarantee girl, he belongs to me girl, you better believe girl
It ain't gonna be mine