E                  G#m
if you hear this song, you probably
           C#m                 B
know it’s about you which is weird, but
         E           G#m
if you didn’t know, maybe you’d think
          C#m           B
it was beautiful i don’t know. I think
    E                     G#m
i sold my soul a couple summers ago
       C#m         B              E
i was drunk and underage. i could still
          G#m                      C#m
see you swaying to the music but the
               B             C#m
music had to change, and the bar closed
        B
by the way.


[Chorus]
               E                 G#m
This isn’t a love song but i’ll sing
              C#m        B
it’s your girlfriends birthday
         E           G#m
and i promise i’ll behave i’ll never
C#m         B               E
text you anything. if you told me to
    G#m       C#m
be brave i’d split my soul a thousand
 B                    E
ways. but it’s not a love song,
 G#m  C#m B
no way.


[Verse 2]
        E          G#m        C#m
on the 21st last Saturday, i kissed
           B              E
another’s date. when they looked at me,
   G#m             C#m  B        E
i wanted to run so far away. i remember
                     G#m
your smell and your white lies are
        C#m          B
still floating all around me. now i
 E          G#m              C#m
never want anyone else and i know that
          B
i sound crazy.


[Chorus]
              E                  G#m
This isn’t a love song, but i’ll sing.
             C#m          B
it’s your girlfriends birthday and i
 E            G#m              C#m
promise i’ll behave i’ll never text you
     B            E            G#m
anything. if you told me to be brave
             C#m              B
i’d split my soul a thousand ways, but
            E          G#m  C#m B
it’s not a love song, no way.


[Bridge]
E          G#m     C#m      B      E
i’ll never go to manhattan again. it’s
      G#m           C#m
too expensive and i don’t have any
  B
friends. (x2)
              E*                G#m*
this isn’t a love song but i’ll sing.
            C#m*        B
it’s your girlfriends birthday


[Chorus]
              E                 G#m
this isn’t a love song but i’ll sing.
            C#m         B
it’s your girlfriends birthday, today
        E           G#m
and i promise i’ll behave i’ll never
C#m          B             E
text you anything. if you told me to be
G#m               C#m
brave i’d split my soul a thousand
 B                    E
ways, but it’s not a love song,

G#m    C#m B
no way.
            E
it’s not a love song.