intro: Bm F#

Bm                      F#
That boy needs therapy, Psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy
       Bm                                         F#
Purely psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy, lie down on the couch
                              Bm
What does that mean? You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
F#                                               Bm
What does that maen? That boy needs therapy, I'm gonna kill you
                        F#
That boy needs therapy, Ranakazoo, let's have a tune
         Bm                       F#
Now when I count three, That (scratch) boy needs therapy
Bm                                 F#
(scratch) He was white as a sheet, and he also made false teeth

chorus: Bm F#

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         'Avalanches above, business continues below..'

Bb
Did I ever tell you a story about cowboys and midgets and the Indians and
Ab
Front Frontier Psychiatrist, I feel, I feel, I feel strangely hypnotised
Bb
(scratch) I was in another world, a world of 20, 20,000 girls
    Ab
and Milk! and rectangles, to an optometrist! a man with a golden gun eyeball
Bb
and tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin! promise my girlfriend

with the violin...

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Bm                      F#
That boy needs therapy, Psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy
       Bm                                         F#
Purely psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy, lie down on the couch
                              Bm
What does that mean? You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
F#                                               Bm
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy, I'm gonna kill you
                        F#
That boy needs therapy, Ranakazoo, let's have a tune
         Bm                       F#
Now when I count three, That (scratch) boy needs therapy
Bm                                 F#
(scratch) He was white as a sheet, and he also made false teeth

chorus: Bm F#

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                         'Frontier psychiatrist!'

Bb
Can you think of anything that talks... other than a person?
Ab
Um (scratch) a bird? Yeah!

Bird scratch solo #1: Bb Ab

     Sometimes a parrot talks!

Bird scratch solo #2: Bm F#

'Yes, some birds are funny when they talk.'

'Can you think of anything else?'

'Um...

    a record?'
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