Blazing carnal passion
Is snuffed out by the wind
Love rears it's ugly head
As a hallowed point enters in
St. Valentine was beheaded
As ordered by the king
The only love that can be real
Can not come from a human being
Intergalactic ballistic missile
Intercepts Cupid's broken arrow
Convoluted dried up thistle
Is more appealing than you know
Romance seems way too overrated
It doesn't last, for me out dated
The media sticks to this spoof
Like puke on a hot tin roof
For every ballad I wish I had a dime
I'd be buried in currency many a time
For every chick flick that's on the
big screen
There's a hundred more to be seen
Don't people know what to celebrate
On the fourteenth of February?
Not all this pungent mush infatuate
It's Ferris Wheel Day can't you see?
It's what you want to be
Why aren't there more movies and songs
About automatic weapons and guns?