Intro: E|-----5-----3-----5------3--| B|--------5-----------5-5----| G|--5-----------5------------| play a few times when the lead guitar sets in it plays something like this: E|---------5--3-------------5--3---3-| B|------5--------5-------5-------5---| G|--5-----------------5--------------| Chords: C If you're one who'll get involved Am You're in hot water, think again G As you are, look out Here's a man who'll F Stab you in the back And shake your hand C If you're one who he might bother Am In for something, as you are G Looking for to leave 'em on the chain gang F He'll bum your wife and then shake your hand, oh C Am We've been here before C Am As he carried her over the threshold He was thinking C She's far too good looking E To do the cooking Am D Oh, that was twenty years ago Dm Twenty years ago I was thinking Am D It's a lousy life with a washed up wife Dm And a permanently plastered Pissed-up bastard (play the "lousy life" bit 4 times) Dm Em Here we go in the land of the free F G This town holds no more for me Dm Em Let's go down where the drinks are free F G Stick one in his face for me