Intro:

E|-----5-----3-----5------3--|
B|--------5-----------5-5----|
G|--5-----------5------------| play a few times

when the lead guitar sets in it plays something like this:
E|---------5--3-------------5--3---3-|
B|------5--------5-------5-------5---|
G|--5-----------------5--------------|


Chords:
    C
 If you're one who'll get involved
           Am
 You're in hot water, think again
            G
 As you are, look out
 Here's a man who'll
 F
 Stab you in the back
 And shake your hand

   C
 If you're one who he might bother
 Am
 In for something, as you are
G
 Looking for to leave 'em on the chain gang
       F
 He'll bum your wife and then shake your hand, oh

C                   Am
 We've been here before
       C                    Am
 As he carried her over the threshold
 He was thinking

C
 She's far too good looking
E
 To do the cooking
 Am                         D
 Oh, that was twenty years ago
               Dm
 Twenty years ago
 I was thinking

Am                                  D
 It's a lousy life with a washed up wife
                   Dm
 And a permanently plastered
 Pissed-up bastard                      (play the "lousy life" bit 4 times)


 Dm                Em
 Here we go in the land of the free
 F                  G
 This town holds no more for me
 Dm                      Em
 Let's go down where the drinks are free
 F                G
 Stick one in his face for me