Its Obvious to us we should be staying well clear,
Its obvious to us we should be staying well clear.

Wake up very early feeling not ok, then I realised I had to go away.
Driving to the north east loaded up with gear, too entertain the geordies
that turned up just to hear.

Driving down the road to our latest gig, phoned rita at the farm to check
our digs.
Got to get a move on time is getting tight, I really don't feel like doing this
at all tonight.

(Chorus)
Rita oh Rita can't you see we didnt nick robbies gay porn DVD. And Trav is
blaming us for his missing cans of beer, its obvious to us we should be
staying well clear.

Verse 3
Though we were shattered hey the gig was great, I put my shiny coat on I
could feel beat. The boys played like demons a site to behold, And all the
geordies loved the band or so i'm told..

Bridge
We always stay at the farm to rest our weary heads. They have an ace pool
table and the worlds most comfy beds. Its run by Rita and Peter known
by all in the showbiz land, and everybody likes them especially our band.

Verse 4
Got back to the farm was amazed to hear.
Travis told rita we'd nicked his beer.
Gay robbie tried to get our drummer drunk, he also tried to talk another
into his bunk.