I've got myself a vintage bed warmer,
It keeps me warm at night.
I've got myself a vintage bed warmer,
It keeps me warm at night.
I used to be cold,
But now I feel just right.
(Yeah, I feel just right)

Well, I got it from eBay,
When the prices were still low.
Well, I got it from eBay,
When the prices were still low.
Now they're getting higher,
'cos everybody, everybody knows.
(Yeah, everybody knows)

Well, I put some strings on,
Now I play it every day.
Well, I put some strings on,
Now I play it every day.
Some people think it's strange,
But I don't care what they say!
(Don't care what they say)

Yeah it's made out of vintage copper,
It rings out warm and true.
Yeah it's made out of vintage copper,
It rings out warm and true.
I like to play it for me,
And I sure like to play it for you,
Yes, I do.

I've got myself a vintage bed warmer,
It keeps me warm at night.
I've got myself a vintage bed warmer,
It keeps me warm at night.
I used to be cold,
But now I feel just right.
(Just right)

I've got myself a vintage bed warmer,
It keeps me warm at night.
I've got myself a vintage bed warmer,
It keeps me warm at night...