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well i'd club a baby seal , but you know i wouldnt ingest it. 
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I'd tell my vegan girlfriend, you know I wouldnt suggest it. 
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Well all my shoes are leather, and I dont care wether 
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or not , all the cute little animals were to be SHOT ! 

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                                          were to be shot

consider someone else, stop preaching about animals


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