[Intro]   B   F#   Abm 

    B                     F#               Abm
Met her late last night to say affections gone
    B               F#             Abm
We enjoyed another night, kinda wrong
    B                    F#      Abm
And no matter how hard I try
    B                     F#                 Abm
I'm gonna go back there again sometime
    B                   F#             Abm
Hands in pockets and my eyes looking down
    B           F#            Abm
The walk home, so damn proud
    B                 F#      Abm
I got a featherweight moral sense
    B            F#                     Abm
I walk with me there's no suspense

E     B   C#m   Abm        E
Why be inconsiderate debris
  B                  Abm            A
Clearly, it's so damn pleasant

    B                 F#                   Abm
Hardly any point but she's getting upset
    B                   F#            Abm
Compares herself to a pocket on a roulette
    B                F#                       Abm
What are the odds of avoiding harm when you can
    B                      F#                           Abm
I just don't know, I've never been a gambling man and she said:

E     B   C#m      Abm      E
Why be inconsiderate debris
  B                     Abm           A
Clearly, it is so damn pleasant

    B               F#        Abm
And I thought of the myriad
    B                     Abm        B
Diseases of the venereal kind
Abm     B               F#                        Abm
Signed, the ones you didn't have to screw

E                               B                                       C#m
I've been genetically programmed to fuck every girl that I see on the
  Abm
street, in the world, and
E                               B
You're no exception, she's no exception
   C#                                   Abm
I ought to do my best to get you on my erection
E                      B                         C#m
If you're gonna bring a brand new meaning
                     Abm
To the word, infidelity
E                      B
Know if it's the lightest burden
     Abm             A
Or on the contrary