G#m                  B
What if I told you I loved you
C#m                    E
What if I court you in rhyme
        G#m                   A
In this world there's nothing left
                    B
Well nothing that's new
G#m                    B
What if I told you without you
C#m                E
Loving is simply a lie
             G#m            A
I'm belching blues into the night
                B                     C
Oh tell me your mine, please say it's true

G              Em
Oh, shame it's over
C         C#   D
I was the last days of them all
G             Em
Well, push me over
    C          C#           D
I'm flat on my back and I'm having a ball
                    D#
And just look who's laughing

G#m                   B
What if I flew like a dove dear
C#m                    E
What if I wooed you in rhyme
                G#m
There's nothing left
               A                B
Nothing that's good left for me now
    G#m                         B
Oh, I'll just go and sleep with strangers
     C#m                   E
I'll live like a lord in a tower
               G#m                   A
Carouse in the sin, take in too much air
             B
That I can't dream at night
             C
Well, not anymore

G              Em
Oh, shame it's over
C              C#      D
It's been such fun and we've had a ball
G             Em
Well, push me over
    C           C#      D
But I'll be the last of people to fall
                     D#
Well just look who's laughing

G              Em
Oh, shame it's over
C          C#  D
How like a cow bloated on grass
G             Em
Well, push me over
C        C#       D
Me on my back and you on your arse
G                     Em
Such a shame it's all over
C            C#  D
There are so few days left to grasp
G             Em
Well, push me over
C        C#       D
Me on my back and you on your lazy arse
                     D#
Well just look who's laughing