INTRO: G

#1.
G                                  D                  D7
If a man answers your phone when I call..ooh..there's gonna 
                                 G
be some screamin' and that ain't all.
         G7                         C
Cause if I'm here callin' you, then who's the who I'm talkin' to?
        G          Em7           G             Em7          G
Why any fool could see, that for sure it ain't me..so, if a man 
             D                        G       C G
answers your phone, then, honey we're through!

BRIDGE:
     D                                G          A
Now, everything between us used to be fine..till I became a third 
                   D
party, where there ain't no party line..ya hear me talkin'??

#2.
      G                                D                    D7
Gonna hang this phone up now and dial again..ooh..and there better 
                          G
be a soprano on the other end.
             G7                          C
Cause if the voice is baritone, when you told me you'd be home alone..
               G          Em7          G          Em7
well, then I'm wastin' my time..not to mention my dime.
         G                D                      G    C G
So, if a man answers your phone, then, honey I'm gone!


INTERLUDE: G D G D G..C G Em7 G Em7..D C G


BRIDGE:
     D                                G          A
Now, everything between us used to be fine..till I became a third 
                   D
party, where there ain't no party line..ya hear me talkin'??

#3.
      G                                D                    D7
Gonna hang this phone up now and dial again..ooh..and there better 
                          G
be a soprano on the other end.
             G7                          C
Cause if the voice is baritone, when you told me you'd be home alone..
               G          Em7          G          Em7
well, then I'm wastin' my time..not to mention my dime.
         G                D                      G     Bb G
So, if a man answers your phone, then, honey I'm gone!