The Day She Got Divorced

INTRO:
NONE

VERSE:
N.C.                    D7
She got up and put her makeup on

Made a pot of coffee extra strong
                                       G
At the kitchen table sucking on a cigarette

 G                   D7
Read the paper in a cloud of smoke

While the dirty dinner dishes soaked
                                         G
Woke up the kids and coaxed them out of bed

          A                                   G
Then she burnt the toast just like the day before
     G  N.C.            D7   D7
The day she got divorced


VERSE:
N.C.                    D7
Left the kids with the girl next door

Parked her car at the county court
                                                    G
Round and round about the child support he'd never pay

 G                          D7
The judge said we're gonna have to start

Without the party of the second part
                                         G
Cause the party of the second part was EA

        A                                 G
He was getting drunk just like the day before
     G  N.C.             D7   D7
The day she got divorced


CHORUS:
       F#m7
Didn't feel any different than it ever had
     G
She wasn't that sorry, she wasn't that sad
         F#m7                              G
Couldn't love him any less or hate him anymore
     G  N.C.             D7   D7
The day she got divorced


VERSE:
N.C.                     D7
Wasn't working, had the whole day off

Bought a bottle then she called her boss
                                             G
Waited for him at the motel lot til he got there

 G                          D7
First he told her that her hair looked nice

Promised he was gonna leave his wife
                                      G
He had two more lines but she didn't care

              A                           G
Cause it was just like every other day before
     G  N.C              D7
The day she got divorced


CHORUS:
       F#m7
Didn't feel any different than it ever had
     G
She wasn't that sorry, she wasn't that sad
         F#m7                              G
Couldn't love him any less or hate him anymore
     G  N.C.             D7   D7   D7   G
The day she got divorced


VERSE:
N.C.                         D7
Kids are yakking with their hungry mouths

Dog scratching laying on the couch
                                                         G
Think she really oughtta clean this house, but what the hell
      A                          G    D7 D7 D7 D7 D7
It's just as dirty as the day before



===================== CAPO: 5th FD T ===================



SONG:   THE DAY SHE GOT DIVORCED
ARTIST: BRANDY CA RK
TAB BY: C N CZARSKI


              THE DAY SHE GOT DIVORCED
                    BRANDY CA RK

CAPO: 5th FD T

INTRO:
NONE

VERSE:
N.C.                    C7
She got up and put her makeup on

Made a pot of coffee extra strong
                                       F
At the kitchen table sucking on a cigarette

 F                   C7
Read the paper in a cloud of smoke

While the dirty dinner dishes soaked
                                         F
Woke up the kids and coaxed them out of bed

          G                                   F
Then she burnt the toast just like the day before
     F  N.C.            C7   C7
The day she got divorced


VERSE:
N.C.                    C7
Left the kids with the girl next door

Parked her car at the county court
                                                    F
Round and round about the child support he'd never pay

 F                          C7
The judge said we're gonna have to start

Without the party of the second part
                                         F
Cause the party of the second part was EA

        G                                 F
He was getting drunk just like the day before
     F  N.C.             C7   C7
The day she got divorced


CHORUS:
       Em7
Didn't feel any different than it ever had
     F
She wasn't that sorry, she wasn't that sad
         Em7                               F
Couldn't love him any less or hate him anymore
     F  N.C.             C7   C7
The day she got divorced


VERSE:
N.C.                     C7
Wasn't working, had the whole day off

Bought a bottle then she called her boss
                                             F
Waited for him at the motel lot til he got there

 F                          C7
First he told her that her hair looked nice

Promised he was gonna leave his wife
                                      F
He had two more lines but she didn't care

              G                           F
Cause it was just like every other day before
     F  N.C              C7
The day she got divorced


CHORUS:
       Em7
Didn't feel any different than it ever had
     F
She wasn't that sorry, she wasn't that sad
         Em7                               F
Couldn't love him any less or hate him anymore
     F  N.C.             C7   C7   C7   F
The day she got divorced


VERSE:
N.C.                         C7
Kids are yakking with their hungry mouths

Dog scratching laying on the couch
                                                         F
Think she really oughtta clean this house, but what the hell
      G                          F    C7 C7 C7 C7 C7
It's just as dirty as the day before