Intro:(G) (D) (Em) ( C)

Verso 1
(G)        (D)          (Em)              (C )
When we fall out I like to go driving in my car
(G)        (D)          (Em)             (C )
Listen to something ironic and end up in a bar
(G)        (D)          (Em)              ( C)
Get an earful of shit from a stranger who's got a broken heart
Weighing up what would be more painful
          (Em)          (D)           (G)
Staying with yer man or going back to her

Refrão

(G)              (D)                (Em)      (C)
Doesn't everybody feel this way sometimes?
         (G)            (D)                 (Em)                (C)
It's a lose, lose situation for a shitty little crime
(G)               (D)
You can never win with women
     (Em)                        (C)
It's pointless trying to try
                            (D)                 (G)
It's a lose, lose situation till the day you die
Bridge
(B)                       (G)
Everybody knows the score
            (A)                             (F#)
She'll be crying to the mother-in-law
    (B)                                     (G)
And I'll be sleeping out with the dog
(A)
Must give Inter-Flora a call, a call, a call, a call

Refrão

Instrumental

(G)  (D) (Em) (C)
(G)  (D) (Em) (C)
(G)  (D) (Em) (C)
(C)  (D) (G)  (G)       

Verso 2

(G)              (D)      (Em)          (C)
Then we make up, I'm walking on eggshells for a day
(G)              (D)      (Em)          (C)
I'll clean the house in the hope that I might get a lay
(G)              (D)       (Em)          (C)
I think back to that drunken stranger, something that he said
                            (Em)                         (D)     (G)
"You made your bed so lie in it, she'll be quiet when you're dead"

Refrão
(C)      (G)                (D)           (G)
It's a lose, lose situation till the day you die