I'm not one to cause a scene
But I'm telling you know that it's
5 past 3
gotta be up and out the door by
5 past 8
you'd better hope that you don't
make me late
because that's only
a few hours away.
And your Queen compilation
Still persists to play.
cos I've got nothing against Freddy Mercury.
But do you have to play
His whole discography?

cos I like a party
Just as much as the next drop
But I think of my neighbours
Oh especially on a weeknight
Cos I've considered what I could do to you
To release my frustrations
Put them physically towards you
Take a baseball bat
And then smash up your Mazda
Put a brick through your window
Stand there and laugh at ya
I've planned these things
Meticulously in my head
Maybe I'd hire a hit man so you'll wind up dead.

Cos I don't understand
what your fucking problem is
it's like your in your own world
and only you exist
now my world has started to
revolve around yours
and I ain't got much love
for you boys next door

cos I thought that I might
have been unreasonable
a party pooper that's just grown old too soon
looking at the clock
it's a quarter past 4
I've had it with you twats
From next door.

I'll take a few of my mates
to give you a good talking to
Push you about a bit
And scare the shit out of you
But I forget this ain't Chicago
And I'm not Capone
Were just 2 civilised people
in a 2 bed home.

Cos I don't understand
what your fucking problem is
it's like your in your own world
and only you exist
now my world has started to
revolve around yours
and I ain't got much love
for you boys next door

cos I thought that I might
have been unreasonable
a party pooper that's just grown old too soon
looking at the clock
it's a quarter past 4
I've had it with you twats
From next door.

Pipe down
Oh you better pipe down
shhh
Pipe down
Oh you better pipe down
shhh
Pipe down
Oh you better pipe down
shhh
Pipe down
Oh you better pipe down

Pipe down
Oh you better pipe down

Pipe down
Oh you better pipe down

Pipe down
Oh you better pipe down

Pipe down
Oh you better pipe down