"There's never enough to make it last..."
Cry my friends when I smoke their grass.
The round stops here.
The bong full of green now is clear.

Because...

I am King-Kong of the bong...
Just King-Kong of the bong...

Always gonna smoke my share.
Don't give a damn what you care.
Gonna smoke the whole load.
Gonna make my head EXPLODE!!!

I am King-Kong of the bong...
The King-Kong of the bong...

While you guys are fast asleep
I'll be huffing up all your weed.
Never gonna stop hitting the bong.
Gonna stay high all night long.

Because...

I am King-Kong of the bong...
Just King-Kong of the bong...
The King-fucking-Kong of the bong...
I'm fucking King-Kong of the goddamn bong...