I Am 911

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[Verse 1]
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There's a system in the backwoods
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There's a way of doin' things
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If you break in we don't leave all of the fun to the police
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I just heard a bunch of racket comin' from the back screen door
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Soon as you step in I'm gonna drop you on the kitchen floor
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'Cause we ain't playin', we ain't playin'

[Chorus]
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 My sawed off 12 gauge spreads a country mile, you know it
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 Step one foot in this house, son, you've already blown it
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 Takes twenty minutes for the police to find my house
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 I'll have gone in less than one, 'cause out here I am 911
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I am 911

[Verse 2]
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Texas has the Castle Doctrine
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Florida, Georgia, Idaho
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Carolinas, Oklahoma they're all here to let you know
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But then we got New York, New Jersey with a duty to retreat
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I guess they'd rather have you dead than to protect your family
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And that's why…

[Chorus]
D             C                  G                 D
 My sawed off 12 gauge spreads a country mile, you know it
D              C                   G              D
 Step one foot in this house, son, you've already blown it
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 Takes twenty minutes for the police to find my house
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 I'll have the job already done, 'cause out here I am 911

[Bridge]
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 That Sheriff, he can't save you
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 It'll already be too late
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 But that gun will sure protect you
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That will let you see another day

[Chorus]
D                                G                        F
 My sawed off 12 gauge spreads a country mile, you know it
D              C                   G              D
 Step one foot in this house, son, you've already blown it
D              C               G                D
 Takes twenty minutes for the police to find my house
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 But I'll have gone in less than one, 'cause out here I am 911
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I am 911.