Door Number Three

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Oh I took a wrong turn, it was the right turn
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My turn to have me a ball
G
Boys at the shop told me just where to stop
     G                    D
If I wanted to play for it all
G                             D        Dsus
I didn't know I'd find her on daytime TV
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My whole world lies waiting behind door number three


I chose my apparel, I wore a beer barrel
And they rolled me to the very first row
I held a big sign that said, "Kiss me I'm a baker
And Monty I sure need the dough"
Then I grabbed that sucker by the throat until he called on me
'Cause my whole world lies waiting behind door number three

    G                                  D
And I don't want what Jay's got on his table
       G                                  D
Or the box Carol Merrill points to on the floor
   G                                  D
No I'll hold out just as long as I am able
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Or until I can unlock that lucky door
            G
Well, she's no big deal to most folks
          D               Dsus
But she's everything to me
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'Cause my whole world lies waiting behind door number three