(Police sirens)

Lewis and Clark were great explorers
Gettin' real drunk and gettin' on the whores
Lewis and Clark had all the alcohol
Flowed from their hands like a waterfall

Chorus:
And if you see that American girl (that stupid girl)
Tell her that Guillermo (William in Spanish) is on her tail (He's on your tail)
Cuz he's been waiting for that dance (for that dance)
For you to call and he's not that bad (He's not bad)
He wants some booty tonight
He wants some booty tonight

Lewis and Clark were great explorers
Gettin' real drunk and gettin' on the whores
Lewis and Clark were just like you and me
Fucked up real bad to epitome

Chorus
And if you see that American girl (that stupid girl)
Tell her that Guillermo (William in Spanish) is on her tail (He's on your tail)
Cuz he's been waiting for that dance (for that dance)
For you to call and he's not that bad (He's not bad)
He wants some booty tonight
He wants some booty tonight

And now she's gone
And now she's gone

Let's go!

Now that you've seen that American (that stupid girl)
Tell her that Guiermo is off her tail
No longer waiting for that dance (for that dance)
He found another to take his hand
He got some booty tonight
He got some booty tonight